Computer geek

A person who can orgasm while looking at a computer that does NOT have pornography on its screen.

I saw this computer geek damn near cream himself at the Apple Store when he saw the new MacBook Pro, dude.

by metalboy5150 April 23, 2009

Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

by Ryan November 30, 2004

fuck this computer

what Todd Faison yells when his computer turns on, and functions normally.

Fuck this computer, fuck it, fuck this computer

by manuel March 7, 2005

Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.

"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"

by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009

Computer food

Food that computer nerds eat

Computer food-

Taco Bell
Dr. Pepper
Mountain Dew

That's it

by Quizznotik June 25, 2006

spontanious combustion

To spontaniously burst into flames

Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

communazi

a combination of a communist and a nazi. Though technically impossible, since communism and nazism are opposites, it still makes a good insult.

"Pat W. told me that Linkin Park is emo, he is such a communazi."

by My name April 22, 2005