A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"
Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
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1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.
2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.
2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.
"Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!"
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."
by MILK (I do a body good... bitch) April 8, 2006
Get the coma mug.When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.
On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
by thelastcard December 1, 2010
Get the Writing Coma mug.The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
by Dr. Bubba June 29, 2011
Get the Book Coma mug.Getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.
Person A: I thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago...
Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!
Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?
Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!
Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?
by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010
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