When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.
by Bartledoo June 10, 2011
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COLOFORNIA- aka; Colorado: lets go get ripped and shred some powders on the slopes. If we cant afford the weed we'll try meth, its cheaper anyway.
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A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.
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by Dave Rapp July 3, 2005
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Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.
Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.
Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.
Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.
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An paid agreement between a spammer and an ISP which allows them to send spam to the ISP's customers without being blacklisted at the ISP, and usually in circumvention of the AUP Spam policy in place at the ISP.
by biig November 3, 2003
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