person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
by yung_traplord May 18, 2022
person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
by yung_traplord May 18, 2022
A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.
by Kaminsky April 25, 2020
A cocktail equal parts Early Tymes Whiskey and Diet Pepsi, served either lookwarm, or with ice, most often at minifridge temperature, in a red plastic cup. Most often consumed in New Enlgand, but reports of their presence in Lebanon cannot be ignored.
Exscuse me, do you mind adding a little more whiskey to my diet pepsi? I would like to have an HBC (cocktail)
by Wordest101010 October 23, 2010
My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off
by IgetBlumpkinsBitch November 11, 2021
by _mr boy_ March 08, 2020
When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.
by _mr boy_ April 05, 2020