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Thick-cow

I am a thick-cow
by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021
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Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023
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Cow with no legs

The image of a cow with no legs may seem strange and even unsettling, but it can also be viewed through a philosophical lens as a symbol of resilience and adaptability in the face of adversity, like a hooker.

Despite the challenges that come with being a cow with no legs, this animal may still find ways to thrive and navigate its environment. It may learn to use its horns to dig into the ground for food or develop a close bond with a human caretaker who can provide it with support and care, like a hooker that died.

This can serve as a reminder that in life, we may face obstacles and difficulties that seem insurmountable at first. However, with determination and a willingness to adapt, we can find new ways of approaching our problems and continue to grow and flourish despite the odds, like a hooker.

Furthermore, the image of a cow with no legs can also prompt us to reflect on our relationship with animals and the natural world. It may inspire us to consider how we can better care for and protect animals who may be vulnerable or in need of support, like dead hooker.

Ultimately, the image of a cow with no legs may be seen as a powerful symbol of resilience, adaptation, and the interconnectedness of all living beings. therefore being a dead hooker
What is a cow with no legs?

Sandra: ground beef
Gerald: no dead hooker
by Deadhooker. March 16, 2023
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Cow palace

Multi use arena located in Daly City CA

Host to sporting events livestock shows live. Concerts and the like
Cow palace is a place I've seen from the outside but have never been inside.
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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cow energy

adj. being a bad bitch but also a softie at the same time
by ps3ud0nym0us August 20, 2020
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Cow juice

by moxxis left January 22, 2020
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Cowed-out

Area of wilderness in which cows have been allowed to graze and wallow, to the detriment of the environment. In everyday use, refers to an area that has been over-used, with disastrous results.
The conference room looks totally cowed-out, thanks to Frank's mass-email about the free cake.
by twistiedoodle November 23, 2010
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