The Gay Bill Clinton

When one man sticks a cigar in another mans ass and sucks his cock like he's smoking a cigar.

Joel, Joey and Diego were all playing Mario cart one night when Joel asked if anyone has heard of a gay bill Clinton? They responded no. Joel explained and to Joel's surprise they wanted to participate. So Diego put a cigar in Joey's asshole and smoked his cock like a cigar. Being defined as the gay bill Clinton

by Uncle_Shafunkle February 22, 2024

Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

by Sexydimma August 23, 2016

clinton

To conceal evidence of one or more pedophile's felonies using money.

After we rape this kid, we need to clinton her ass marks on the table.

by Billy.Wooo January 10, 2020

Buss a Bill Clinton

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth during oral sex.

Credit: jacob kirschbaum

Shorty gave most amazing head ever that I buss a bill Clinton in her mouth

by J. Kirschbaum February 14, 2022

clinton

the sexiest man alive and has a huge DICK and gets all the gurls

CLINTON knows how to use hes huge DICK

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Clinton Turbulence

Aviation Term: A type of turbulence that does not stress the airframe of an aircraft in any way (like severe turbulence), but could occur to anyone on the Clinton's hitlist flying in an aircraft that knows a little too much..

Pilot 1: "Oh did you hear about Clintons ex lawyer Dana Hyde died from turbulence"

Pilot 2: "Yeah, it wasn't severe turbulence, she died from a Clinton Turbulence ".

by Captain Nadia Marcinko March 10, 2023

Bill Clinton Gambit

A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."

Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...

Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.

by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022