by Griffinjohnsonsgirlfriend May 14, 2021
Get the kody clark mug.Massive fan of all things dogs
Also has yorkshire terrier porn on his laptop
Manager of the 2nd best team in Burslem
Also has yorkshire terrier porn on his laptop
Manager of the 2nd best team in Burslem
That darrell clarke guy is a massive dog wanker, I even heard he makes the players bring their pets to training sessions
by jamiewatsonwfc October 27, 2021
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by Waffleoctopus May 2, 2019
Get the Clark's Nipple mug.When the user you are playing in Madden has cheat codes to gets every perfect bounce possible no matter what... in any situation by all means possible they will get the fucking lucky bounce
by Ehasegolf15 December 7, 2017
Get the Clarked mug.Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
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Get the Jack Clark mug.Clark day is an appreciation day for Saint Clark for her kindness apread around her village along with her knights and her one and only king they opened a bread shop and sold bread Clark was none as a God of this village and sadly died in 1897
by Clark day!! April 5, 2021
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