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Cleveland clacker

When 2 guys clack their balls together.
2 guy got together and performed the cleveland clacker.
by Drift shits March 29, 2025
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Get Clanked

When you file a ticket in customer support and you get the obvious AI assistant rigmarole of solutions that have never helped anyone.
Person 1: Dude, I just emailed Discord customer support about an issue I am having.
Person 2: Oh? And how did that go?
Person 1: I got a bunch of automated responses.
Person 2: Get clanked!
by TheMadShahaz August 21, 2025
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get cracked

To have successfully had sex.
I got cracked last night so everything in the store is 25% off with coupon code GET CRACKED.
by scott_tamale September 22, 2025
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barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks
bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked
by princessvodka November 12, 2025
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Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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I Just Cracked My Nucks

I Just Cracked my Nucks not my nuts
by Icrackedmynucks April 9, 2021
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U wanna clocked or what?

by anonymous January 25, 2023
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