chowned

Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result

Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!

by Twitch Jones February 28, 2008

chowder-powder

when someone sprinkles their thick white semen over another person

"Mmmmm-hmmm I'm hungry. Will you chowder-powder me?"

by SirPschoSexy (Ben) May 9, 2006

chowder pygmy

Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).

Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...

by Amy Cain June 27, 2006

Clam Chowder

When a female sends you a picture of their vagina and they have crust white chunks all over her pussy.

" Dude this girl just sexted me giving me a serve of Clam Chowder. "

by sexy_boiiiiii January 16, 2010

clam chowder

To ejaculate fully on one's partner's face and then cough up and spit a giant wad of hork onto the still-warm wack. Not to be confused with Manhattan Clam Chowder whereby one's partner is given "strawberry shortcake" before laying down the lungbutter.

I knew Blanche's dad was upset when I walked in on him serving up a steaming batch of his "famous clam chowder" to his precious little girl. What's for dessert?

by nathan&aaron December 18, 2006

clam chowder

1. (n) The mixture of semen and vomit resulting from a gagging fellator.

2. (v) To vomit on someone after a deposit of semen is made orally.

1. I must have thrusted too hard, because before you know it, she got clam chowder all over me!

2. I must have thrusted too hard, because she totally clam chowdered me!

by Erica October 5, 2004

choded v.

when a female find out her boyfriend penis is too short and she cannot work with it. The hockey puck phenomenon in action.

I totally went down on Larry last night and definitely got choded.

by Jean March 7, 2005