chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

by Carstano September 5, 2008

Chopstitute

A promiscuous sorority girl that hooks up with multiple men of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.

Brothers, chopstitutes are high in number tonight.

by Abe Soong December 6, 2010

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

purple chips

Slang for Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili chips.

After I blazed I got the munchies and wanted some purple chips.

by Bud S. Moker, Th.C. July 23, 2009

cholster

A person with the innate ability to look like everyone else; a crazy bastard, you dont even know what he can do!

Wow that guy looks just like cholster, what a surprise . . .

by mark (from vermont) February 26, 2005

ass chips

Chips that take like somebody's butt.

Your breath smells like you just ate some ass chips.

by Black_Spade June 17, 2008

soz 'n' chips

to be flippantly sorry; a half-hearted apology

-"you kissed my mum"

-"soz 'n' chips, i didn't know"

by Jenny Sorry July 16, 2009