chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Chomik

To do a Chomik is when one slams on their brakes while driving and leaves skid marks on the road for more than six feet in length.

1: "I was driving on the Pulaski Skyway today and someone did a mad Chomik!!"

2: "Really?! How long were the skid marks?"

1: "At least 20 feet!!"

2: "Whoa man!"

"I did a Chomik today because a fat squirrel ran in front of my car"

by OtterKitty June 28, 2013

Chomskamas

(n) - Russian Christmas, almost identical to American and European Christmas with the minor exclusion of one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. joy
2. goodwill towards men
3. presents
4. sembelance of humanity
5. Chomskamas Trees

"Oh shit I've been slated to go to my Aunt Ivanna's house in Russia for Christmas break. I hope she doesn't make us celebrate Chomskamas."

by Silent Rip November 30, 2004

chomse

to copulate with a chimpanzee, also known as chomsing off. People who are chomses can often only attract monkey kind. they often have very hairy backed, strange acting children. they are very tender lovers, and enjoy grooming each other daily. using a variety of positions for the Karma Sutra to maximize the use of the chimpanzees flexibility. Chomses have achieved a world record in the art of sexual positions.

note to anyone who comes across a chomse... take advantage of their loose morals when drunk, a very interesting night is sure to follow.

i meet a really hot chimp, and we totally chomsed off!

by Laurani January 16, 2008

anime chompewomp

a retard of is so in love with anime he will wank over it on the internet

hey j, your an anime chompewomp

Shut up, my name is goku!!!

by lolman 876 June 24, 2010

chompy

food; a snack or a craving.

i want some chompy, dude

by MISHYKINS January 31, 2007

Chomo

A cross between "cholo" and "emo". Specimens wear skinny jeans that hang off their asses and tight shirts; they can be found falling off skateboards or saying "Orale, homes" or "wey".

"Hey, look at those chomos."

"Orale, wey. I'm just skatin' here, man.

by SteveNBrie October 9, 2008