harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

Children of Heroes

I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless

get a life and go outside

Children of Heroes

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

Children

A yummy food to swallow.

Sam loves swallowing children after rough gay intercourse.

by gaymonke47 August 7, 2023

Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 8, 2022

I hate children

Someone that hates children.

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.

by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022