Hym "No men can't tell because the cheating has nothing to do with the women. The likelihood to cheat has more to with the likelihood of fat cock encounter. So nothing about the women is going to indicate whether they are going to cheat. Because being attractive doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be around fat cocks all the time. No, this explains everything. Critical fat cock theory. On sale now. $34.95! And sign up for our official newsletter! Save 20% when you enter the special sign-in code: BIGMEATYDONGLE. That's BIGMEATYDONGLE. 20% off. It's only $5.95 a month and you'd really be helping me out. Critical Fat Cock Theory. BIGMEATYDONGLE.
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
Hym "Ope, yeah, see!? Cheating? Fat cock. There you have it. What did I tell you? Critical fat cock theory. The single most accurate theory of all time."
by Hym Iam October 02, 2023
Hym "Cheating is women's fault 100% of the time. If the woman cheats it's because she interacted with a fatcock. If the MAN cheats, however, you're dating a fat cock. Why would he settle for you? You're not Salma Hayek OR Christina Ricci so what is the actual point of you? Entirely 100% Women's fault forever."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2023
An ability to use the power of God to finesse a demon or devil out of a previous deal and win against the odds
by Da Bishop April 29, 2022
Man: I cheated on my wife with another man
The man’s friend:that’s gay cheating
Man:I think I might be gay
The man’s friend:No That’s just called gay cheating
Woman: I cheat on my husband with another woman
The woman’s friend: that’s called gay cheating
Woman : I think might be gay
The woman’s friend: no that’s just called gay cheating
The man’s friend:that’s gay cheating
Man:I think I might be gay
The man’s friend:No That’s just called gay cheating
Woman: I cheat on my husband with another woman
The woman’s friend: that’s called gay cheating
Woman : I think might be gay
The woman’s friend: no that’s just called gay cheating
by Ftwhello3638 January 26, 2022
Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay
by A singular broken condom March 01, 2024
Refers to the sequential order of unfaithfful sexual liaisons shared by multiple partners. Although only one or two individuals may be aware of other specific individuals in the chain, there are theoretically an infinite number of partners in the chain.
"Tania is totally down with a no-strings attached while her husband is out of town and I've wanted to fuck her since she moved in next door."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
by Drunken Horde August 01, 2016