by russianpolander January 15, 2024
Get the cancer cabana mug.A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
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Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
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by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
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Get the Nut Cabinet mug.A dirty Caban is a building in which 20 men diddle with each other with rusty mining equipment in the bum hole simultaneously whilst jizzing on metamorphic rocks. The last person to jizz has 30g of dynamite stuffed into their erect penis before exploding. This game lasts 20 rounds in which a handgun with 20 bullets are available. The last standing receives a dirty Ben and a balsam pass.
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That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.
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