on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020

Gabriel Inglesias Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Gabriel Inglesias Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

chicken count

When you are counting in your head and you move your head back and forth kinda like a chicken.

my mom will chicken count all the time.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017