clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023

clouching

slouching on the couch

my back hurts.. must’ve been clouching too much

by Lord of Battle February 23, 2024

Couthing

Doing something Couth related, or Couth promoted.

I’m Couthing right now, can I call you back?

by Couthies May 4, 2024

Catching Popcorn

The act of catching a droplet of airborne sperm with one’s mouth.

I was masturbating when a gob of sperm flew into my mouth; does catching popcorn mean I am gay?

by Black_History_Month October 29, 2024

Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.

"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"

by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

Clothing Label Bias

The cognitive distortion where, once a person is diagnosed with a mental illness, given a political label, or otherwise categorized, everything they subsequently do or say is interpreted through that label. Their rational arguments become "symptoms," their emotions become "proof of instability," and their identity is reduced to the diagnosis.

Example: A politician with a known anxiety disorder criticizes a policy. Opponents immediately frame it: "She's just having a panic attack about change. Her critique isn't logical, it's pathological." The clothing label bias uses the diagnosis as a pre-emptive discount on all future speech, confusing the person for the condition.

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026