Matthew Capriotti

Biggest qt on the planet and Oliver da Goat 2024

Oliver Van Aken for president: Matthew Capriotti approves this message.

by Matthew Capriotti November 14, 2020

Nasty Capri Sun

When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw

Hey man, I heard you gave your wife a Nasty Capri Sun last night

by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

lethal.caprisun

a really cool person who is super cool and hot

lethal.caprisun is super cool and hot.

by lethal.caprisun September 3, 2021

dirty capri

A woman named Capri, who’s dirty.

It’s me, I’m the dirty Capri

by Caprisuns8 September 8, 2021

Anti-Capricorn

A person who defines or calles capricorns dirty stuff and also insult jesus

Anti-Capricorn: A capricorn is a insult here
Me: think about jesus he is also one XD

by Epic man zayden 2 February 5, 2022

Little Caprice

A small, but also sudden unanticipated change, burst of changes or actions

I was just waiting for the bus when I had a Little Caprice, out of nowhere!

by Jennifer the Menifer March 25, 2022