calarie

Calarie is the action of riding a horse.

Calin: Hey, Horia, guess what!
Horia: What?
Calin: I have calarited a gigantic horse!
Horia: Really? Was it a nice calarie?
Calin: HELL YEAH!

by Anonymous123125616 September 5, 2009

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Callado

An idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.

Example 1

Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado

Example 2

Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.

by His name is George September 5, 2013

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Calliope Gooch

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.

He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.

by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017

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calamis

Derivation of calm. Referring to anything positive, cool or impressive.

You see that girl over there? She is so calamis!

by davemoench October 23, 2018

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California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

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