Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

bird business

the growth of one’s business or oneself because of calibration of like-minded individuals.

Person 1 ~ “I closed the deal because of the ideas you helped me with.”

Person 2 ~ “no problem, just bird business”

by JAC.2x September 1, 2022

The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)

Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.

by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007

business edible

when food or drink is spilled on work clothing.

Jim's shirt has enough salsa down the front to make it business edible.

by PogoMojo July 27, 2011

business transaction

Money or services exchanged for services or product.

"How'd the business transaction go last night?"
"Good, I gave her 20 bones and she did a little slob on my knob"

by cpt_beef November 19, 2011

Business Bender

5 days in a row of being blackout drunk or damn close to it

Halloweekend was a shit show, we had a business bender from thursday through tuesday.

by Pedro the Poet November 3, 2011

business hot

A man or woman who is very good looking, but even more so when dressed in formal business attire.

Bro #1: "Did you see Tiffany from accounting today?"
Bro #2: "Yeah brah, that skirt gave me a business erection"
Broette #1: "For real, she is so business hot, I'd eat that for lunch!"
Bro #1 and 2: "..... <drooling>...."

Bro #1: "Did you see Tiffany from accounting today?"
Bro #2: "Yeah brah, that pantsuit gave me a business erection"
Broette #1: "For real, she is so business hot, I'd eat that for lunch!"
Bro #1 and 2: "..... <drooling>...."

by Jrock126 January 31, 2015