bread-boffer

A guy who fucks a loaf of bread and then fucks his girlfriend who has celiac disease. Celiac disease is an intolerance to gluten and wheat related foods that can be deadly. The term is possibly referred to in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts are for Assholes."

Anders bread-boffed his girlfriend but she's okay.

by Samuel Peter April 20, 2005

Bufford

A kid that is crazy but has a girlfriend and is a country boy

He is a Bufford

by Your weird May 3, 2018

Warren Buffet

Finishing in second place. Although not a bad thing, it's still not first. Refers to the money race between bill gates and warren buffet.

Your just motha fuckin Warren Buffet. You up for another game of ping pong?

by Ipacock May 26, 2006

Tate Buffet

A restaurant in which patrons "dine" on tates in a sloppy and animalistic fashion. The "fine" dining establishment was created, built, and masterminded by none other than sole proprietor (and #1 customer) Jason P.

Jason always orders a side of dingleberries when he goes to the Tate Buffet for a late night snack.

by Agnes September 10, 2003

kentucky buffet

the act of shitting, pissing, spitting, puking, and ejaculating on a lactating, crying mentally retarded pregnant girl (who may or may not be from the bluegrass state)

fella 1: Remember Colleen?
fella 2: That pregnant gal?
fella 1: Yep, me and Baxter gave her a Kentucky buffet.
fella 2: (weeps softly for humanity.)

by van hellno March 1, 2011

Buffering

buffering is foreplay of the anus making it loose enough to insert your penis in without the use of lubrication.

fred was buffering mary as she chose dry for that evening and he did not want to cause her harm.

by beardocaravaner April 16, 2009

biffer

The act of shoving a large pole, preferably a baseball bat, up one of a women's 3 holes, mouth ass or vagina.

Dude, did you biffer her yet?

by kazels June 3, 2008