2 definitions by van hellno

mexican whisper

when, in the act of spooning a girl, she farts on your dick.

I awoke due to a warm breeze on my crotch only to realize that Shondra had given me a mexican whisper.

by van hellno February 13, 2011

kentucky buffet

the act of shitting, pissing, spitting, puking, and ejaculating on a lactating, crying mentally retarded pregnant girl (who may or may not be from the bluegrass state)

fella 1: Remember Colleen?
fella 2: That pregnant gal?
fella 1: Yep, me and Baxter gave her a Kentucky buffet.
fella 2: (weeps softly for humanity.)

by van hellno February 13, 2011