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legalized bribery

1. Campaign contributions to influence policy (quid quo pro)
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.
America politics is all about legalized bribery buy big business interests now.
by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023
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Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud
He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible
by Sonét April 20, 2018
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Why was Jimmy throwing up and sweating?
Well, it turns out he has a case of the Brimleys.
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God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust
Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
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The Bible

A fictional book used to preach and teach good morals, but somehow along the way it was taken seriously by people, and for thousands of years people have been following and preaching its every fictional word.

Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."

They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Person 1: "DUDE! did you know there was a guy named Jonah who lived inside of a whale?! and that Moses parted the Red Sea with his magic powers?!"

Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"

Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
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McLean Bible Church

the largest non-lethal cult in the known world(as of yet, im still waiting) something like 10,000 culteeers go there each sunday to be sodomized on mass scale.
d00d did u hear, some fucker donated their yearly taive of fuckin $13 mil, what the fuck, if that dont seal it as a cult, what the fuck does?
by QiRhOt December 13, 2004
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A bible

Clearly free and you definitely need one
What’s A Bible ? Something you definitely need sis.
by Vinnyismyman❤️ October 16, 2019
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