Blonde

A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively

Jen, you're being such a blonde today!

Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!

by megan February 15, 2004

The Blonde Jesus

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.

The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.

by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010

blonde moment

used to refer to an action, event or behavior that stands as testament to sub-human intelligence or, worse, a lack there of

The woman who mistook the cattle prod for a vibrator experienced a blonde moment.

by Nick Copola September 29, 2003

Blonde Moment

A term that refers to the day in 2004 when millions of 'dumb' Americans voted in George W Bush for a second term

What?? George W Bush was voted in again?? - those Americans sure must have been having a 'blonde moment'

by Dem O'crat January 30, 2008

Blonde Envy

-After a blonde goes brunette and sees blonde hair, then regrets changing her hair

-When a blonde dyes her hair brown/dark, then sees other blondes and wants her old golden locks back

-Seeing blonde/light hair and wishing your hair was like that

I'm having blonde envy after watching that episode of The Girls Next Door.

by kittylucious October 4, 2010

Blonde

A gurl that is funny and crazy as well from all the people that make fun of them.

Hey I'm a blonde to!!! But it's really fun to be one. Hehehe

by Amanda March 22, 2003

blonde moment

a moment that blondes have when they suddenly go stupid..but then they get not-stupid after a minute...(you dont have to nessisarely be ''blonde'')

skylar:what is 2+2?
Blonde:um 5
skylar:no 4 you idiot!
blonde:oh sorry blonde moment

by skylar October 5, 2003