Cummie Bears

Cum covered shit.

Let him cum inside you so you have some cummie bears to snack on later.

by Eatshitforbreakfast November 6, 2017

Steamy Bear

when a person shits in the snow in a form of a bearclaw doughnut..... The heat of the crap in the snow steams up thus making the name steamy bear

Amy left a steamy bear in the back of the school yard.

by STD BITCh August 24, 2010

Bear Hump

The act of humping like a bear

She insisted on bear humping and proceeded to dig her solar nails into my back and growl much like that of a bear.

by Taybri March 5, 2009

Bear Trap

A Bear Trap is a male who looks like a girl purposefully attracts REALLY hairy guys.

Bob: Tod, I just had an accidental date with a guy!
Tod: But wait a sec, you're covered in hair.
Bear Trap: I know.

by Lieken April 5, 2017

Jer bear

Jer bear is someone who loves to take care of others. He is a good provider and great father" to kids that he does not have to one to. He is the strength to which his mookie relies on. He is smart but not boastful about it. He never makes you feel worse when you know you have already done wrong. He is everything I ever prayed for in a man. He is a true gentleman.

Jeremy is my jer bear

by Princess Batman November 5, 2016

Poopie bear

A term of endearment to person you want to be with whether in good times or shitty times.

I want to be with my poopie bear for the rest of my life!

I won't give up on you, You're my Poopie bear!

by Dlight03 March 13, 2016

Neddy Bear

A drunken bear with anger issues.

That Neddy Bear has just kicked the toilet door in.

by Craig Giles November 4, 2010