professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!

Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

the beeper

On house arrest , Ankle monitor

“Come over”
“I can’t, i’m still on the beeper pussy”

by mindyabuisnesspuss January 23, 2019

Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.

"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"

by opsucks April 17, 2019

cargo_beep_beep

a very intelegent and knowlage filled person

your not cargo_beep_beep your a fucking retard

by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 11, 2020

The Beep test

NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.

PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

Eep Beep

A way of saying hi to your friends, but having no emotion behind it

Bread types “Eep Beep” just to show that they’re there

by Endless Bread January 22, 2021

Nowhere Beeps

The phenomenon of hearing beeps in songs when they don’t appear to be real, especially in the Beatles song, “Nowhere Man.”

Guy 1: Dude I’m listening to Rubber Soul, and I swear I here beeps in this song.
Guy 2: Yeah don’t worry, those are just Nowhere Beeps.

by anonymous October 9, 2021