a sweet boy... wait, scratch that, he's a retarded liberal who is such a fucking pussy that he still ejaculates in his mother's womb as if it was the acid showers in Auschwitz during the Holocaust. HEADS UP DICKWADS: if your name is Ryan, piss the fuck off because this piece of shit description is directed at Ryan Levi Garcia. thank you
Me: "Stop being such a little bitch and take it in the ass, Ryan."
Ryan: "Shut the fuck up, you future pornstar director. I'll take it... like a fucking man."
Ryan: "Shut the fuck up, you future pornstar director. I'll take it... like a fucking man."
by BabyBubba January 3, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. A Ryan is someone who is always unpredictable yet predictable, naive yet impure, and other contradictory things. It can be hard to identify someone as a Ryan, but if they seem to act contradictory to themselves or extremely randomly, they may very well be a Ryan.
Guy 1 -"Hey dude, what's a dank meme?"
Guy 2 - "Seriously?"
Guy 1 - "Send noods"
Guy 2 - "You're such a Ryan!"
Ryan just called me a whore after saying he loves me, I'm so confused.
Guy 2 - "Seriously?"
Guy 1 - "Send noods"
Guy 2 - "You're such a Ryan!"
Ryan just called me a whore after saying he loves me, I'm so confused.
by jackmaster110 March 12, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.
Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us
by JimmyRustler420 March 7, 2015
Get the The Ryanmug. Michael: "Hey Ryan do you mind sending me pics of tonight's homework I left it at school?"
Ryan: "Michael...
Fuck off"
Ryan: "Michael...
Fuck off"
by Ryan_ye_boi June 18, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. 
Fuckin dumbass Filipino price of shit that's fugly and has maybe 2 friends, he also is a midget that's insecure bout his height and no one laughs at his jokes
Obnoxious Girl: Oh hey look at Ryan
Friends: yeah I know he is not attractive or funny he should prob kill himself
Friends: yeah I know he is not attractive or funny he should prob kill himself
by Actually kill me.. November 3, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. Some fucking little whore bitch that has no life and thinks he’s good at art but he’s dog shit at art. He’s also a big door. He breaks up with a girl then sais he didn’t like her anyway.
by LILFUCKASSBITCHFAG December 8, 2018
Get the Ryanmug.