Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.

I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?

by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024

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Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

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oh my gosh, don’t go next to her you might get the Calese Barnes

by 20B&H July 18, 2024

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The act of having intercourse in a barn or similar farm out building.

Have you seen Gilford or Naomi recently?

I think they're getting barn snargled.

by markalodian February 15, 2015

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Sam, a man with a huge wong and pulls all the women with ease.

Wow, id love to be like sam barnes

by magnet of the punani February 03, 2022

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Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

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to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

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