bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays January 28, 2016

Bar Street Taco

When a woman just puts a little perfume on her vagina before a night out clubbing or going to bars instead of taking a shower and washing her vagina.

Jennifer didn't want to take the time for a shower before going out with the girls, so she thought the next best thing to do would be make a Bar Street Taco.

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 9, 2016

bar street taco

When a woman sprays perfume over her vagina in a hurry before clubbing instead of taking the time wash it in the shower

Jennifer was in a hurry to meet the girls to go on a pub crawl so instead of showering she just made a bar street taco

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 4, 2016

Bar Boobs

'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.

-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"

by ssll1o1 September 19, 2016

bar boo

That late night boo that is always available at the local bar

I struck out earlier so ima holler at that bar boo

by WyJawn Clef July 30, 2016

bar charge

when your phone is dead or close to dead, you hand your phone to the barkeep for a charge.

Can I have a bar charge?

by jayzmoney June 24, 2016

Bar Trolling

When your game has been off for awhile and you need an easy lay, you go to any bar and look for the ugliest, fattest, nastiest "troll" in the bar, get her drunk on well shots and fuck her.

Yo i havent been laid in months. I need me a nasty troll tonight. You down to go bar trolling?

by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016