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booger bar

1)n.A term used in Oklahoma to refer to a bar that has exotic or topless dancers, in which booger refers to the vagina
by jrh5356 April 14, 2005
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bar shark

a pushy guy who tries to pick up on every woman in a bar whether they're with someone or not.
"Oh jeez...bar shark on your left - don't look at him. Just pretend he's not even there if he starts talking."
by maikelyeremy September 11, 2009
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Bar Banshee

Noun.

A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.

This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.

Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence

Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!

b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
by Glamkitten May 25, 2011
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Bar Beastie

A rather unattractive looking person, Male or Female who sits alone at a bar looking to find a potential partner for sexual activities. They will make several advances towards the opposite sex to show thay are single and available for a sexy time. In other words they are 'On The Pull'
Oh my god... Look at that Bar Beastie to the left, he is checking us out, he won't stop staring at us.
by Adam Laidlaw June 13, 2008
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Bar Crash

The feeling you get the morning after you and you're friends go to a bar and wake up the next morning sore. Like you have been in a car crash.
You: Dang what did we do last night my back and my arm hurts.

Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.
by Deezo88 April 20, 2010
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No Problem Bar

That quant little joint just outside of Point with drinks and food and entertaintment too. Bring your friends and family to little Custer for good laughs and great times too.
We're going to No Problem Bar in Custer, WI. I hear it's a friggin' blast!
by Zoinks80 March 7, 2010
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Bar Temptress

n. An attractive female bartender who utilizes her feminine wiles to push more liquor sales to inebriated male patrons.
That bar temptress just made me buy another round of shots!
by Khanhster July 16, 2010
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