The Honey Badger Option 

When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."

Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..

Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.

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The Honey Badger Option by The Original Honey Badger December 28, 2011

Honey Badger 

A gay or "sweet" cop. The "sweet" comes from "Honey," and "cop" comes from "Badger," as in one that possesses a badge.

1. My friend, Lance, was cuffed, thrown in the car, and forced to give oral sex to some Honey Badger named "Royster."

Honey Badger by BradB5 July 25, 2011

A Badger's Chance 

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

A Badger's Chance by Omendob March 8, 2021

Easing the Badger 

A night of partying that consists of drinking, flirting, and watch South Park, Youtube videos etc. Basically a party with a computer

Dude we totally had a great time Easing the Badger last night. Now I've got Poker Face stuck in my head!

Easing the Badger by That1Dude May 17, 2010

gravel badger 

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

gravel badger by phoenix steel March 10, 2008

mackerel badger 

When you flatulate, say this to let others know you've farted but you don't want to say it outright. Originated from Invercargill we believe, and can also be shortened to 'maccy badge'

*farts* 'mackerel badger!' teacher: what? class: *giggles*

mackerel badger by yeah,nah October 28, 2010

burrowing badger

an animal who represents characteristics anyone would desire such as hardwork, dependibilty, funness, and coolness. They are however, allergic to gold and opposed to common belief, do not chunk wood like woodchucks.

Bob's Jordan wanted to be like the burrowing badger it saw prancing in the prairie.

burrowing badger by swhale January 2, 2011