Satan's baby

When one eats a lot of hot, spicy food and then shits fire, incinerates their sphincter, burns up their o-ring, etc. the next day.

"After eating all of those habanero peppers last night, I had Satan's baby this morning!"

by Jedi Conductor September 18, 2015

Clone Baby

A baby made by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie "Stolen Identity 3". Usually seen with a cigar in his mouth.

"He's so cute! He has your eyes!"

"of course he does! He's my Clone Baby!!"

"eeyeeaaahyeahya.. goo goo gah gah mah mah."

by Markee Mark May 13, 2008

starve the baby

Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.

If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.

I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.

by Starvin Marvin December 14, 2016

brain baby

An epiphany of thought. When someone suddenly has a brilliant idea.

omg, i just birthed a brain baby.

by Volcanis August 22, 2011

funk baby

A baby that is birthed on a sexual partner's chest.

My woman trapped me under her for 9 months and had a funk baby on me.

by cmencia555 June 13, 2014

baby adult

An 18-20 year old human.

Mom: "Happy Birthday, son! You're 18 years old today, wow!"
Son: "Thanks, Mom. Yup, I'm an ADULT now! Legally I can do whatever I want and you can't ground me."
Mom: laughs "Adult? You're a BABY adult."

by Princess Butterfly June 26, 2017

Baby Donald

Once thought to be an innocent cartoon duck inspired by Disney but now more widely recognized to be the 45th U.S. President.

You can tune in to Baby Donald throwing one of his well-known tantrums on TV and on Twitter most days of the week.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019