Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

Blaffy

Blaffy means to be a goofy lil jit. If someone is being goofy you tell him/her that they're blaffy. For example, Jamal just been blaffing his ass of in science class. Originated in Florida

You are hella blaffy not gonna lie

by Realfloridajittttt August 2, 2023

Whale Blast

A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.

Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.

by BMO69 April 18, 2010

Stew blast

A form of exploding diarrhea in which you shoot a steady stream of brown colored liquid with small chunks into the toilet at a high rate of speed.

Holy shit, did you hear that guy in stall number four? Sounded like he just stew blasted that S.O.B.

by Pillow light December 7, 2012

Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.

"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."

by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012

Last blast

When you smoke a joint, and there's only one puff left. The last hit of a joint.

Rhonda: ''Dayum! We smoked all that joint?''

Lateisha: ''Yep, pretty much. (*giggles*) You want last blast?''

by JustLikeDat November 8, 2014

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014