Pool Beans

Mrs Pool Beans eats these her favorite type is poop beans

Mrs Pool Beans- I love these poop pool beans
Vinny- that’s nasty

by McDonalds Fatty November 28, 2019

shitting bats

When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.

"holy fuck i'm shitting bats right now"

C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"

by jayykkim December 16, 2008

Beamsvillian

A person who lives in Beamsville, who is:
i) a wannabe drug dealer
ii) a petty thief
iii) a farmer

Beamsvillians enjoy a number of great past times, most popular is cow tipping.

"That Beamsvillian is drunk again. Tell him to stop humping the wall, dangit KARL!"

by deadlights11 May 13, 2005

batsman

A term used in the sport of Cricket.

Comparable to a batter in baseball.

The batsman just hit the ball straight out of the ground!!

by LGD May 10, 2004

badad beans

cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by Czar Badadio III.

badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.

(see boyko)
(see rise of the dads)

by Andrew Costello April 27, 2004

anal beads

Anal beads are a type of sex toy for both men and women to use when alone or with a partner. This toy is a good introduction to anal sex for beginners. Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material, with a ring or some other type of handle at one end. Some anal beads feel soft to the touch, while others are firm and textured. The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person's anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle. Another version of anal beads is similar to a dildo — made of plastic or rubber — where the shaft is a series of round spheres.

Sally eased into anal sex by using anal beads.

by beepybeep March 13, 2009

cool beans

A synonym mainly used when words like cool, sweet, awesome, splendid, amazing, delightful, hell yeah, etc. get old.

"Hey, dude, I won the lottery."
"Cool beans!"

by Rosemary February 24, 2004