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jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."
Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?
by John Testes November 22, 2007
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beat dat

To have sex with a girl; To reject someone's shot during basketball.
Yo D! You see how that shorty is looking at you? You betta beat dat!
Yo dog! You see how I beat dat shot into the bleachers?
by RichDogNasty January 10, 2008
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Brit-beat

The inheritor of britpop. Having taken musical influences from the 70's onwards (notably Lou Reed, Bowie, Dylan and the Stones) the contemporary British indie scene has spawned a new genre in the face of another attempted US invasion. A rock and roll sound with a more sex-infused gritty twist, less of the swaggering laddish intent of the britpop 90's era.
The Libertines were the initial trailblasers of Brit-beat. Bands such as Razorlight, Bloc Party, Kasabian, the Cribs, Dirty Pretty Things and the Arctic Monkeys have cemented the Brit-beat scene with their varied sounds and distinctive style, with artists such as Eden James, Wolfmother and the Ronelles possibly setting the agenda for the future.
by James and K August 8, 2006
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Beat Post

1)Any vertical object, usually a post or pole that is used to lean against when masturbating.
I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.
by Rumple Steelflex June 25, 2009
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Beats Street

hungover, the feeling of being beaten up from drinking way too much the night before.
The Cooker: "What's up man?"
Pete Dick: "Hanging out on Beats Street..."
The Cooker: "Guess you don't want to go to the Kirk Hotel then..."
Pete Dick: "Fuck no, I am in, lets get socially lubricated"
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
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Flaccid Beat

To masturbate aggressively with a flaccid penis.
Nick : I wanked so much yesterday, in the end, I was just flaccid beating. I battered it silly.
by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013
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beat the kitten

Katey's boyfriend wouldnt come over last night so she beat the kitten all night long.
by ittybittykittty January 10, 2011
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