Alan

Alan is the most sexy loveable boyfriend material and makes every girl jealous he is cut has soft brown hair and his eyes are dark like the night

Omg is demi with Alan she is so lucky

by Demi and Alan November 8, 2017

Alan

A social construct

Alan is a philosophical subject which discusses a necc and necc’s sociological existential meaning in modern society

by THIS Bang June 24, 2018

Alan

The kid at school who misses every far shot in basketball until he's getting beat. He also thinks everything you buy is retarded because he can't afford it.

Ugggh, it's Alan again!

by ClassicBanana February 12, 2019

alanize

To publicly assign work to someone with no real authority to do so, particularly when it was obviously a task that person would've done anyway.

I just got alanized in an email to everyone by a coworker.

by Anon Le Mouse September 25, 2007

Alan The Fly

A fly that I found found on a bus and got killed by flying into an air vent on the bus

R.I.P in Pasta

Alan

Alan The Fly

by 22 jumpstreet October 25, 2018

Alan Ngo

A gay fat asian who is really smart and shit at fortnite.

Alan Ngo is gay

by YOURDADSFAV December 1, 2019

Alan

A hot sexy yummy man. You could easily fall in love with him. He is someone you can trust with your life. His heart is like gold. If you ever hurt an Alan you are the worst thing in the whole world. Truly a special person to have in your life

Alan is so special to me

by Daaaaannnniiii September 29, 2020