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really awesome cool person tiktok user best mutual @asserti0ns 👍
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by assertions July 2, 2021
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Assers ass

A person who has the largest of the asses who happens to be named asser
Damnthat guy.. asser.. has Assers ass
by Dee_0 July 31, 2021
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Assers ass

A person with an awfully large juicy stupid dumbass ass..
Damn.. that guy over there asser..? Has assers ass..
by Dee_0 July 31, 2021
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Assery

The one word description of experiencing medical school.
This immuno block is complete assery.
by Istilllovemedschool:) April 4, 2022
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Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.
She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.
by CornDog666 January 14, 2023
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assert dominance

When your teacher asks you to videorecord your iceskating exerciseses after you have completed the session and you are back home checking your handins after taking a shower.
You have to hand in a vidoerecording of the exact same exercisises we just performed, and I saw you execute right infront of me, even tho its too late now and the iceskating session is over and you are back in your apartment checking you mandatory tasks for the semester after taking a shower back at your apartment, so that I can assert dominance.
by brunogfin March 21, 2023
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bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021
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