the assassin

When the first and ring finger are pressed together with the middle finger resting on top, and all are shoved into a girl's fuzzy flounder.

Dude, I totally assassinated that bitch last night! Chalk up another one for Brockman!

by Brockman, Fedor, and Portabelli September 6, 2003

executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.

The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.

by button pusher March 19, 2011

excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004

assmagnet

1. Something/someone that attracts asses.
2. A person who does no work in a game, yet who sticks to you, to run in and grab loot while you are busy fighting.
3. Polipugget's level 91 Lord on Diablo II's USWest server.

1. Why must I be surrounded by assholes? What am I, some kind of assmagnet?
2. Fuck off, thieving assmagnet, go get yourself killed.
3. AssMagnet is really strange.

by puggles April 17, 2003

assassins with heart

The alter-ego of the Call of duty 4 guild; heartclan.

heartclan has been known as the assassins with heart based on the fact that their guild is more of a family than a bunch of nerd-raging gamers.

We're the assassins with heart, we're here to ruin your day. See; heartclan

by Megburge July 28, 2010

assisms

words or phrases coined by people under the age of 26'

Person A: Emily is my friendamy

- This is an example of assisms

by xxhunterxx October 6, 2011

Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'

Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!

by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011