anal confetti

A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.

I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the double-barrel shotgun...

by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004

Anal Virgin

A man or woman who has not been fucked up the bum yet.

Boy1: Jesus, that guy is such an Anal Virgin!

Boy2: I know, he won't let me anywhere near him.

by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock September 7, 2005

anal intake

the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.

Unit: cph

omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph

by omfgscrub April 12, 2006

anal propulsion

The energy created when 2 or more people engage in anal sex. This method of energy production is not known to most of the known world and possess the power to propel a small car or propel a large space craft!

I used the power of anal propulsion to get to school in 3 minutes today!

or

Anal propulsion saved my life...and czechlosovakia

by Equipment of the magic dildos April 2, 2007

Anal Anguish

1.Taking a dump after eating hot peppers.
2.Red swollen hemmeroids due to too much mexican food.

Dude this jalapeno dump has got me in some serious Anal Anguish.

by Faded Death January 31, 2009

Anal Bread

When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.

Male: Yo im hungry
Female: Get the anal bread

by Anal Bread Connoisseur March 23, 2019

anal chainsaw massacre

the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.

oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!

by the_carpenter March 30, 2009