an outburst that is characterised by mild suicidal tendencies, jokes that probably shouldn’t be allowed to be jokes, non-stop tweeting and overly concerned, yet patronising, teachers.
by urlocalmia April 22, 2020
Get the molly attackmug. by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012
Get the BAGS ATTACKmug. by anonymous February 14, 2023
Get the Digidang Attackmug. work attack is when you're all relaxed and all of a sudden you start stressing out cus you think you have to work the next day and then you remember you have the day off
by watopolous June 19, 2009
Get the Work Attackmug. The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.
by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011
Get the Seaweed Attackmug. When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"
Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"
(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).
Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
Get the Hernia Attackmug. 