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molly attack

an outburst that is characterised by mild suicidal tendencies, jokes that probably shouldn’t be allowed to be jokes, non-stop tweeting and overly concerned, yet patronising, teachers.
Person: is Molly okay?

“Oh it’s fine, she’s just having a Molly Attack
by urlocalmia April 22, 2020
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BAGS ATTACK

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!
by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012
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Digidang Attack

I had a Digidang Attack yesterday.
by anonymous February 14, 2023
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Work Attack

work attack is when you're all relaxed and all of a sudden you start stressing out cus you think you have to work the next day and then you remember you have the day off
omg i just had a work attack, thank god i dont have to work tomorrow
by watopolous June 19, 2009
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gecko attack

when a gecko attack's
by le fish au lava May 21, 2022
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Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.
The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.
by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011
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Hernia Attack

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.
Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"
by The black scary doll October 11, 2011
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