by Well Digger September 1, 2011
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I saw a whole heard of Mustang Assholes rubbing against each other stroking their egos. They must substitute horsepower for penis size.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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Ashley is a girl who sticks up for herself. She will do what she feels is right and real! Lying is the last thing she'll do! She cares too much about other people. She is often very pretty!
Girls get jealous of her and the guys want her! Because she's real, she's funny, a great listener and very attractive. Beware if you cross her she'll make it well aware you did something wrong and talk about it. Cross her twice it's over she has a temper. Don't cross an Ashley. On the other side her friends are her life! She loves them with all her heart! And she doesn't need a man, but knows she'd like one only if they'd stay because she knows she's worth it and and won't settle for anything less!
Girls get jealous of her and the guys want her! Because she's real, she's funny, a great listener and very attractive. Beware if you cross her she'll make it well aware you did something wrong and talk about it. Cross her twice it's over she has a temper. Don't cross an Ashley. On the other side her friends are her life! She loves them with all her heart! And she doesn't need a man, but knows she'd like one only if they'd stay because she knows she's worth it and and won't settle for anything less!
"Ashley is smoking today!'
"Don't mess with Ashley she's done with the bull shit today."
"Ashley's by best friend I know I can always trust her with a secret! "
"Don't mess with Ashley she's done with the bull shit today."
"Ashley's by best friend I know I can always trust her with a secret! "
by Nightrider1997 December 4, 2013
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"Actually, she's deaf, severely dyslexic and unemployed, and I don't want her to have to live off welfare... condescending asshole."
"Actually, she's deaf, severely dyslexic and unemployed, and I don't want her to have to live off welfare... condescending asshole."
by werdhoofen November 18, 2013
Get the condescending asshole mug.Ashley is the poetry within my soul, the image i compare all things beautiful to ,
She is the light i focus on when I'm down and the strength i need to get back up,
She is the reason i still believe in good hearted people and the one i will never stop loving... ever.
Ashley is to me what air is to life , without her i can not breath,
I wish to bare my heart to the world and suffer because i can not, For her i will suffer, no man, nor beast could ever make me renounce my love of this woman,
I will look into the eyes of god and proclaim my love even if to be thrown into the depths of eternal damnation,
I wish to yell from the highest peaks and be heard in the deepest valleys,
I long to sing of my love of this one women who is some how able to take the pieces of myself and make me whole once more,
Ashley to me everything, and i will be forever grateful
She is the light i focus on when I'm down and the strength i need to get back up,
She is the reason i still believe in good hearted people and the one i will never stop loving... ever.
Ashley is to me what air is to life , without her i can not breath,
I wish to bare my heart to the world and suffer because i can not, For her i will suffer, no man, nor beast could ever make me renounce my love of this woman,
I will look into the eyes of god and proclaim my love even if to be thrown into the depths of eternal damnation,
I wish to yell from the highest peaks and be heard in the deepest valleys,
I long to sing of my love of this one women who is some how able to take the pieces of myself and make me whole once more,
Ashley to me everything, and i will be forever grateful
by 1viciouspitbull April 19, 2011
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3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.
by IluvB123 March 4, 2005
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