Ash Tree Lane

1. Any name for a group of constantly quibbling infants.

2. A group strictly comprised of men with little to no facial hair.

3. A slang name for a person who picks the deodorant out of his dads armpit hair with his teeth, fingernails, or any other body part consisting on mainly bone or cartilage.

1. You guys should stop being an ash tree lane or you'll never get any work done.

2. HAHA, dude did you see that group of pre-teens? They were a total ash tree lane! They all had bare faces!

3. Your mum is an ash tree lane.

by THE BEARDED BANDIT! February 1, 2010

Ash button

When your smoking while playing a video game and you forget to ash and you find your lap covered in ash or an extra long ash thats just about to fall but carefully balance it to the ashtray after the level is finished, This is common in driving games, or fighting situations.. Ash often falls during a slight button push, also know as one puff levels, as you only get one puff and the cigarette finishes before the level does..

Smoker 1: Im going to win this race,
Smoker 2: nup

smoker 1: told ya i would win, shit i just wasted a whole smoke on that run,

Smoker 2: F U!!!

Smoker 1: Ash button baby!!!!!!

by iamcorey August 26, 2010

Ash Moment

Similar to a blonde moment an ash moment is one in which one says or does something so profoundly stupid.

Karla: Where'd Sam go?

Heather: She went to find her phone.

Karla: But aren't you the phone with her right now?

Heather: Yeah... she's having an ash moment

by lincolnlover25 October 7, 2011

Ash-Water

When a women has her vaginal discharge all over the place, like everywhere, the walls, the roof, your mouth. Can result in spontaneous slippery slides.

Common causes of this: too much probing and PMS.

How to avoid: Use a wet vac when probing

Guy 1: She just ash-watered everywhere!!!
Guy2 : its like a water park in here... weeeeeeeeee!!!

A girl: I should have brought an extra pair of undies, I just made an ash-water!!!

by Chopface October 12, 2011

ash trash

the ash trash can be the garbage part of the cigarette or the container into which the cigarette trash is placed. the ash that falls off the cigarette as it burns, the remainder of the cigarette when you want to throw it away, the butt of the cigarette; the ash trash usually goes into a receptacle like an old pirouline cookies can and may include other pieces of random trash like a straw wrapper, for example. the ash trash may also include an old peanut butter jar or container, an old water bottle, beer can, or coke can.

The pirouline can is perfect for the ash trash.

by salmanchicha September 23, 2012

ash-hole

A person who participates in Ash Wednesday and acts pretentious because they have ash on their forehead and you do not.

John: "hey man do you mind sharing some paper?"
Jim (with ash): "no way, you should've brought your own damn paper"
John: " you ash-hole"
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John: "hey man do you mind sharing some paper?"
Jim (without ash): "sure man no problem"
John; "thanks friend"

by AgentPtheBA March 19, 2014

Ash Bowl

Someone who leaves a bad taste in you throat, similar to hitting an ashed bowl.

I saw Jimmy take more than his share from the brownie plate, he's such an ash bowl.

by Tehelee July 8, 2014