Applewhore

An Applewhore is somebody who buys every new Mac product, and talks about it all the time. If you even mention the word "PC", they look like the might vomit. They are constantly on their iPhones, and bought the iPad as soon as it came out. Even if they weren't quite sure what was so great about it, they tell everyone that "It's the best product ever!"

Person 1: Wow, check out Maggie, she's such an Applewhore.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Just look at her, iPhone in one hand, iPad in the other, with her laptop bag over her shoulder.
Person 2: Whoa, totally.
Maggie: OMGZ U GUYZ THEY'RE MAKING A NEW IPHONE FROM BAMBOO AND IT'S COMPLETELY ECO FRIENDLY WOOOO. Technology is so awesome.

by maysayhay May 21, 2010

Apple Squib

The Apple Squib is the greatest thing in existence, according to the national South-Korean census in 1989.

In South-Korea, they really do love their Apple Squib.

by DigitalBiscuit January 19, 2013

Apple Banger

A member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

My life changed after the Apple Bangers came to my door

by Apple banger #1 February 20, 2019

pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.

Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011

madams apple

the woman's version of an Adam's apple.

Becky: why don't girls have an Adams apple?

Susan: we do, its called an madams apple!

by kittycat333 November 24, 2010

Jiggly Apple

Jiggly apple (adj.) A person who has no muscles, just noodle arms with little fat.

"Ugew I don't like Ariana Grande. She's so overrated."
"F*ck you Suzan, you're a jiggly apple."

by I'mjesusbitch October 27, 2018

Applot

(noun)

***A combination of the words “apple” and “zealot” and therefore, pronounced like the word “applet”***

A member of a fanatical sect that is so partisan and overly enthusiastic that they have an uncritical and blinded devotion to anything made by Apple Computers. They are so intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices that they develop an elitist attitude and treat members of other groups with hatred or severe intolerance.

Dan is such an Applot that he thinks the iPhone is “perfect.” But when I try to call him to convince him otherwise, he rarely has an AT&T signal and often his battery is dead.

by gtbarry December 9, 2008