Asinine legislation act 

A currently non existant, but very much needed, us piece of federal legislation that would theoretically prevent any US state or state legislature from passing any "asinine" (morally stupid and useless) legislation.

Gavin Newsom banning gas cars in California or Illinois no longer removing even "simple vagrants" on my property? Can someone please pass the asinine legislation act?!

Every state law in the United States, well SCOTUS should decide if some of these laws should fall under the asinine legislation act ( to be abbreviated the ALA)

Asinine legislation act by Uncle Dimma November 6, 2022

The Insurrection Act 

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"

Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."

The Insurrection Act by Hym Iam September 24, 2023

Unholy sask act 

When 2 guys three Bomb a chick in a crusty motel in the middle of nowhere.

Ex: Me and micheal did the unholy sask act the other day, it was plenty of fun

Unholy sask act by Michealjackson😉 December 9, 2023

second hand act 

Personal Cringe one feels watching the act of another.

What a second hand act! Joey was just here and already whipped & nae nae’d

second hand act by Wordsmithbihtadah March 2, 2024

Matter'f'act 

Contraction of "matter-of-fact"

I like you. Matter'f'act, I love you!

Matter'f'act by boobwrangler March 10, 2024

Cannoli sex act 

When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking

Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act

Cannoli sex act by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024

Adolescent Patriotism Act 

On June 14, 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower signed a bill to insert the phrase “under God” into the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance that children recited every morning in school. The United States wanted to distinguish itself from godless communist countries.

Following this Eisenhower signed another bill that declared all children born after the year 1950 would be required to visit all 48 U.S. States to obtain a high school diploma. This was put into place as a way to promote patriotism in American youth.

In 1959 after the installation of both Hawaii and Alaska as U.S. states. The law was called into question as Congress was unsure of requiring students to travel out of the continental United States.
Currently American students are required to visit all 50 U.S. States in order to graduate from high school. Each student gets 12 years to complete this. They are allowed to cross their home state off the list (Excluding District of Columbia students). They must show proof they've visited the state either by photo, souvenir, or a local signature.

In 2016 Hilary Clinton argued this law was classicist and targeted marginalized communities.
Many Americans are forced to get GEDs due to not visiting all 50 states. The groups with the lowest average graduation rates were Black, Indigenous, and Hispanic.
Democrats have been calling for this law to be revoked but have been blocked on several occasions by Republicans who wish for the law to remain in action.

American: "In order to graduate high school in the U.S. we have to visit all 50 states."
Brit: "Please, that's not true. How stupid do you think I am?"
American: "No, seriously it's the 1954 Adolescent Patriotism Act."

Adolescent Patriotism Act by GummyBear652 May 23, 2024