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Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012
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Sam

A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.
Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?
by FECKULOL August 4, 2019
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Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.
by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013
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Sam

by This_i_S_a_NAME April 26, 2016
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Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs
Why is Sam ducking off a dog
by Big D*** June 2, 2015
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Sam

Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik
Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam
by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018
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Sam

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!
by A true penis lover February 12, 2010
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