A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019
Get the Goobermug. at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible
by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010
Get the grungeny goobermug. An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.
by dickstrips May 20, 2014
Get the goober sploshenmug. Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.
by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018
Get the Goobermug. by Astro09 December 5, 2019
Get the Goobered upmug. by not_gooberous February 21, 2025
Get the gooberousmug.