tim junoir

a sexual midget who loves to get down and dirty with anybody man or woman. if your drug dealer well then you already met a T.J. also for the future never take away his sex toys or you'll be hunted and raped then killed.

guy:OMG it's a tim junoir
girl:no way i'll pay 50$ for a hooker like that

by [e-mail] June 25, 2017

tim mcgraw

Yahweh, Jesus, God, the fuckin man.

Tim McGraw is Yahweh.

by carl January 30, 2005

tim armstrong

the guy tied for most awesomeest ever (rivaled by lars frederiksen, duane peters, justin sane, and henry rollins)
also lead singer of rancid and was also in transplants, devils brigade, op. ivy

tim armstrong just released a solo cd sweet

yeah tim's the man

hells yea

tims my hero

if i wasnt a dude id screw him

i am a dude and id screw him

by a choking victim January 17, 2008

Tim James

Noun: handsome buff alpha male
meaning; awesome, tall, sexy beyond belief, milk-out-your-nose funny, would eat alfredo pasta until he dies if possible, lover of his GF...

My (insert most favorite thing in the world) is not near as awesome as Tim James.

or

"Man i could really use some Tim James right now..."

by foreign loreign February 8, 2010

Dirty Tim

When people fuck you over so you kidnap there children and change all there names to Tim. Even the girls. There all Tim's.

The cunt owed me $100 so I took his kids and put em on the Dirty Tim!

by Skvmfvkk July 15, 2019

Tim Swipples

for a nerd to have sweaty nipples.

"OH MY GOD... i have just been playing world of warcraft and now I have a serious case of Tim Swipples"!!!

by jimmy cass December 10, 2007

tim paul

lax, lax, lax, lax, oh yea rosie o'donnel is the hero of tim paul, i love lesbians, or at least being a lesbian. common statements include "yea mark" "dude, neals not that bad" "your my boi". jack crawford is such a dick on the field man, oh hey mr crawford whats goin on can i give you a blow job. jk tim "your my boi" -jack

who wants to go to ihop

by the hog April 19, 2005