crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

by SwishFish July 20, 2004

Jesus crap!

1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.

"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.

"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"

"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"

by T3GM January 02, 2008

crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 13, 2007

Bread Crap

The breading used for poptarts. It tastes like feces, and looks like sand. Dont eat it. Eat Fat tarts.

"Dude, they put so much bread crap on my poptart."

by mr.wiget September 27, 2009

HOLY CRAP!

An exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.

JapaneseDude:Holy Crap, it's GOOOOOOOOODZIIIIIIIILLLLAAAAAA!

by MenkehMan! June 19, 2003

what the crap

what big game james says

what the crap? since when was lithuania a state?

by james October 26, 2004

crap holster

something your mother is

Your mom is a crap holster

by crazymoses August 10, 2004