spare me

Usually said in a sentence while someone's trying to tell you b/s, lie, or whatever. You just don't want to hear it anymore.

Boyfriend: I swear I didn't cheat! She went on top----
Girlfriend: You know what, Spare me the details and drama. We're through.

by SparexMe_Loser December 26, 2009

Kills Me

Kills Me can be used in describing a thing, person, object or anything basically. It means that a thing has a trait that causes an emotionally reaction in the person viewing the thing.

Variations are;
Kill me
Killed me

The well known novel, The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger) features the character Holden Caulfield who frequently uses the phrase when reacting to phonies.

That girl is so good looking she kills me.

That movie was so bad it killed me.

by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005

miss me

be sad because I am away from you

I asked my girlfriend,"Will you miss me if I leave?"
She said,"It's a deal."

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

me asf

when ur dumb as shit and don’t know how to use “asf” properly

person1: ugh i hate the color yellow
person2: “me asf!!!”

person1: ….you’re fucking dumb

by joemamalover6969 July 19, 2021

Make me

Girls Secret code for

Fuck the hell outta me until I can't walk straight

Daddy, come over and make me tonight until the sun rises

by Girlfacts69 May 16, 2016

Adopt Me

A cancerous game on roblox that was meant for roleplays of a family. But instead people trade and scam each other and never adopt people or roleplay.

Person 1: Hey ima go scam some kids in adopt me.

Person 2: lmao why tho

by IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl September 30, 2020

coming on to me

propositioning for sex

The woman at the bar was coming on to me.

by r0xmyface0ff June 22, 2006