pulling a jade

The act of having sex with a 16 year old when you're over the age of 18.

"Dude, she's 16. You totally pulled a Jade."

"If she's underage, I'm pulling a Jade this weekend."

by faghag458 May 31, 2016

Pulled a Fat

When one claims to be arriving at a location in a short amount of time but either shows up 10 hours later or not at all without giving you a heads up.

Bro 1:- Yo, this dude Pulled a Fat. He said he'd be on in 30mins but it's been 8 hours

Bro 2:- Blame yourself for thinking he'd actually be here.

by Dark Greed October 10, 2016

To pull a Keiver

To scream and shout out, to say the government is out to get you. To make a fool of yourself in public. To almost get beat up on a regular drunken basis.

To pull a Keiver is to make a complete fool of yourself when you are drunk and out of control.

by Ginger Rogers December 29, 2016

Pulling a Ricky

Touching someone's boobs on "accident"

He acted like it was an accident, but that perve was definitely pulling a Ricky.

by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Pulling a Mike

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"

Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".

by The_South_Side_Demon January 16, 2017

pulling a kyle

when a male finds a squirrel extremely attractive and cannot resist.

pulling a kyle

by chamoo December 5, 2012

Pulling a Funk

This is when a person drinks way too much at pre-drink and passes out before him and his crew hit the club or a party. On the occasion when this lightweight actually does reach the party or club they almost instantly pass out because they are not familiar with their new environment since they are accustomed to the couch or bed, forcing everyone to cancel the night out and take him home.

I don't think David is gonna make it to the club he's Pulling a Funk

by PaDombo September 16, 2013