Spice Monkey

A name given to a person who is thought to of/ has done Spice.
Also used as an insult.

Oi Charlie you fucking Spice Monkey Suck Your Mum.

by WestsideA. October 20, 2020

Surrender Monkey

A word for French people due to their great ability to surrender to the enemy

God damn Surrender monkeys and their cheese

by Anonymouslyhog August 14, 2024

Monkey Balls

Basic balls but on monkeys go search it up

oooooooh those are some MASSIVE monkey balls!

by nobitchesonlymen April 27, 2022

Playing monkey

When a person is saying random bits of information or throwing out quotes about a situation that they heard from another person. A person normally does this when they are involved in something stressful/scary that they feel they can't talk about. Drinking alcohol and terrified laughter are also common when "playing monkey."

"In August, 2023 a lot of people were "playing monkey"?" -Vancouver, WA

by Elliejj28 July 25, 2025

Baby Monkey

Someone who is an expert or proficient in an activity.

Golfing? Dude, Amy's baby monkey at that

by axymer February 13, 2025

Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.

Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?

by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023

Gut Monkey

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.

It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.

by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011