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Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
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Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
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Ry Cat

Probably theee most amazing guy in the world. He'll make you laugh until your cheeks are ready to fall off. He has the most gorgeous eyes, and amazing personality. He says the most sweetest things, and you can't help but want to talk to him every second of the day. When he looks at you, you can't help but smile. Ry Cat is the nickname of one perfect man.
Look at him, he's such a Ry Cat
by jfdshfksjd October 17, 2011
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Cats

A race of highly intelligent animals that will takeover the world (some countries have already been taken).
People should learn to speak the cats language before they takeover.
by BigBillTheDuck February 20, 2022
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bouncy cat

A male ( friends with benefits) partner who is sexually bouncing from female to female.
Black males refer to other males as Cats.

Therefor they are a Bouncy Cat for jumping from female to female for sexual pleasures.
by Baesbabe2015 July 17, 2019
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Medusa Cat

by kitsune1 May 24, 2022
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Cat

Damn she got a fat-cat.”
by RealJew144 February 21, 2020
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