Projectile Cum 

When you masturbate so much that cum shoots everywhere, even to china.

Daddy chill you're projectile cumming every where

Projectile Cum by BigDaddy_69_420 December 4, 2020

Zero Cum Stain 

Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.

Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain

Zero Cum Stain by Waterbury December 12, 2020

forky cum

When you’re semen (cum) splits into multiple streams.

I had a forky cum after masturbating and it went all over the place

forky cum by FuckOff1234 December 27, 2020

Circumcised Cum 

Cum that is squirted out of a circumcised penis. Many Americans, Jews, and Muslims shoot circumcised cum.

In most American porn videos, most cumshots involved circumcised cum on a girl’s face.

Circumcised Cum by AntiCircumcisionMan January 15, 2021

Obama cum thug 

Your average gamer.

Gamer 1: Sup dude you heard about the guy who broke the Facebook post block speed run wr?

Gamer 2: Yeah he is a real Obama cum thug.

Obama cum thug by Epstein Gamer January 23, 2021

Wrap Cum 

When you got that fire chicken wrap with hot sauce n cool mayo and the liquid mixture cums out all over your fresh crepz like a horny blue-balled teenager!

Mate I hit the blunt n got dat wrap cum all down my new gucci... das whack.

Wrap Cum by Punkoli99 January 23, 2021

Sweet Cum 

Sweet Cum

Robert:Damn I gave shortie some sweet cum
John:shut the fuck up

Sweet Cum by Ronkbob April 25, 2021